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prison turkey

what the male asshole is called while incarcerated; in jail, the male's asshole becomes the equivalent of the female vagina
"Damn, Tyrone. Your prison turkey is feeling real damn good right now."

"Is it Thanksgiving? If so, then bend over. I'm feeling in the mood for some prison turkey."
by ssgssj May 18, 2015
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prison enema

Prison slang for when a man pees into another man's ass during anal intercourse.
Prisoner 1: Hey did you see Big CJ give the new guy the prison enema last night?
Prisoner 2: Oh shit, really? That must've hurt.
by Kebi69 April 10, 2017
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prisoner's dilemma

The uncomfortable but ultimate acceptance of another dude farting at a the urinal while you're in the bathroom. You can't claim that it's an inappropriate place to fart, so you just gotta deal with it.
I was faced with the prisoner's dilemma right before my big interview at the company's headquarters.
by Ae5Ea8 May 19, 2016
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Prison Pass

When one takes a hit in the rear end
The race cars a blistering the track and,; "OH no driver #3 hits #11 in the rear spinning him out... The Prison Pass
by Hot Rod Hawk August 28, 2009
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Prison party

A party or other social event in which large groups of people, usually convicted felons, engage in raucous sodomy and other jail-time related activities.
1: Did you go to that righteous prison party last night?
2: Of course! I wont be able eat pizza for a week!
1: Snarf!
by Cbryson August 28, 2010
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prison continent

We shipped those fugitives from those shores years ago and turned Australia into a prison continent.
by The Deportinator July 1, 2018
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prison drama

-noun
1. drama brought about by the incarceration or a near-incarceration experience of someone close to you.

2. unavoidable drama brought about by a group of close friends or family members that leaves you feeling as though you have been stuck into a prison cell with all involved parties.
1. "It's not my fault he keeps getting drunk in public; I'm just sick of all of his prison drama!"

2. "My family and their prison drama, man. They feel as though I should have an opinion in every matter."
by twinkypanda June 2, 2010
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