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Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture

Motion picture released on video in the early 1980s featuring actresses sporting superior posteriors who were partial to penetration per the poop-chute. Historically, "Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture" is the flick that started the anal sex video craze.
"'Hubert, go online and get me a copy of SWEET ASS: THE MOTION PICTURE, will ya baby?'

"'Yes, dear.'

"He might be pussy-whipped," Tess told the salesman, "but he BELONGS to me!" She hiked up her skirt and farted without shame, just like that. Cubby was appalled but knew he was closing in on the kill."

-- Henry Chinaski, "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" (Black Sparrow Press, 1976)
by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006
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Profile Picture

The first thing you stalk when you add a new friend on facebook.
Bro: Yo man im totally makin on this chick
You: K man lemme check her facebook

You: Dude, shes got mad tats on her profile picture
Bro: Dude, thats just her facebook in real life she has 10x bigger bongos
You: Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet someeeeee
by Pear-Bear December 21, 2010
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practice wife

A first wife. You work out all the kinks with her so you'll have a happy marriage and life with your true soul mate.

She is usually cute, but lacks your level of: education, social standing, or wealth.
Person 1: He married Jamishcha? Damn son, she's a hood rat! He could have done way better than that, he went to Harvard!

Person 2: It's ok, she's just a practice wife.
by S & Z Keeler August 21, 2008
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price tag

A sexual act (whether intentional or unintentional) that involves the removal of the penis from a partner's orifice in such a way that the condom remains partially within the partner, thus causing the condom to hang from the partner's orifice resembling a price tag on a piece of clothing or a stuffed animal.
I was having sex with my girlfriend last night, and she's so tight that I accidentally gave her a price tag.
by CakeSharts December 3, 2011
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Picture Whore

Someone, in most cases a woman, that has an over obsession with taking photos of themselves. Whether they're home alone, out with friends, or going planking. They must have picture proof, of how cool they are.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jenna's new beach photos?"
Person 2: "Didn't she just upload some of her yesterday coneing at McDonalds?"
Person 1: "Yeah.. She's a total Picture Whore."
by Slim Body August 3, 2011
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pictraits

picture and portraits
"you otta be in pictraits"
by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005
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practicing violin

an action meant to improve a musician's playing skills on the violin, sometimes called a fiddle. Often produces noises similar to a cat which has been run over by a car. May also cause immense frustration in the musician or others around him/her, so watch out for potentially dangerous flying objects which have been thrown across the room.
Johnny was very diligent at practicing violin, much to the dismay of both his family and his dog, Fido.
by D. Rae July 1, 2008
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