pussy poker

A very close friend who doesn't get offended when you refer to them as poking their genitals.

Hey Pussy Poker you want to go out tonight?

by Jotaness June 3, 2008

poser

Someone who tries to be something that they aren't, esp. when it is at that time considered popular to be part of that specific group or 'clique'. Generally used for fake punks, goths, or anything associated with rock music.

Hilary Duff pretends to be a punk, when her brand of music is quite recognizably Disney brand pop music.

Poser kid: I totally love Green Day! I am like their biggest fan!
Real thing: Cool, what's your favorite song?
Poser kid: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. Oh my gosh, that is like my theme song.
Real thing: Okay then... do you know any other songs?
Poser kid: Um... isn't that their first hit? They're new.
Real thing: *shakes head and walks away, disgusted*

by no_name_know_it_all December 28, 2005

Pomeroy Straight Fucking

Taking an employee you have workign for you into a remote area and forcefulyl ramming your cock into their ass with no lubrication. It is best done after making them many promises of things you will do for them, but giving them nothing and leaving them bleeding from the ass and crying.

When Tony took me into the conference room I thought I was going to get a raise, but I got nothing but a Pomeroy Straight Fucking

by assrael October 6, 2009

anti-poser

Someone who loathes posers and sees it as there mission to beat all the poser out of someone, so the poser can be themselves

Any poser reading this I'm gonna beat your ass

Two real acutal people (if there are any left) see a poser:

person1-blahblahblah*sees poser*
Person1-dude look at that poser
person2-Bitch
person1-(to poser)Hey don't make me go anti-poser on your ass!

poser-(confused)What? Oh...uh...GREEN DAY rocks!

person2-Go fuck yourself poser

by cvoutcast101 May 24, 2008

poser punk

An individual who thinks that because they skateboard and neglect to wash their long greasy hair and listen to Pop groups like "blink 182" and "Sum41" that they are indeed what is known as a punk. When really they know nothing of anarchy or the whole punk revolution of the late 1970's.

Person 1: Look at the stinky skateboarder, he thinks he's so hardcore.
Person 2: Yeah, what a poser punk.

by Dude November 15, 2002

misery poker

A game played between people that have ridiculous amounts of work. It is played by calling, raising and betting assignments. It is often played by college students.

It's unbelievable, but I just lost misery poker to Christina. I had a term paper, a test in art history, and a lab but she raised me a history paper.

by Leah Beah March 29, 2009

poopy poker

an extremely flamboyant homosexual male.

OR

a gay males genitalia.
because, well it pokes the poopy hole.

straight guy #1 "is that a dude or a chick?"
straight guy #2 "im pretty sure thats a gay guy"
straight guy #1 "what a poopy poker"

OR

gay guy #1 "hey hot stuff, how 'bout you bring that poopy poker over to my place and we can have some fun"
gay guy #2 "i'll be there at 10 sweety"

by Moo moo 619 November 4, 2009