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Mother's Special Popsicle

When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.
I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.
by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010
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Meat popsicle head

A person who has utterly missed the point of a statement or line from a movie. A person hopeless out of the know. Drawn from the movie the Fifth element the main character is questioned by authorities if he is human and he responds “Negative. I am a Meat popsicle.” Correctly this would have informed the police that he had been frozen and revived thus explained an apparent very long life. Over whelming this was taken to have been a cheeky comment to the officers.
“I don’t get that scene in Harry met Sally, how did he make her cum like that.” “ Ooo you’re a total meat popsicle head.”
by Dave Zed December 16, 2008
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poopsicle

a place in brace beldons large anus
lets go to poopsicle
by poopsicle August 17, 2003
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popsickled

To use a frozen phallic shaped object, often fruit or fudge flavored, in a manner which would get a girl off. First be sure to unwrap. Second move quickly, these things melt! Third don't wait around get to the good stuff and then move on, you don't want it melting. Fourth I think I should have mentioned this first but since I forgot, be sure your partner is cool with having a sugary treat in her special area. Fifth(optional) eat up man or throw the thing out the car window!
Alternative Definition: to be in a situation that would be similar to screwing up the above; getting into a pickle
Brian totally popsickled that one girl then ate it later.
Man, you're totally popsickled, how could you leave your under's at your bosses girlfriend's house and expect to get away with it.
Jimmy-dave was so popsickled and he knew it the second he woke up; as he opened his door the strategically placed 35 bags of popcorn fell on his head.
by fotodevoto August 11, 2004
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pipsicle

Sue Wallins's favorite food.
<sue_wallins> ^^
<sue_wallins> like pipsicles!?
<sue_wallins> i luv <3 pipsicles! <egotrip> Me too.
<sue_wallins> hehehhehaewwww hee haww <sue_wallins> ^^;;
<sue_wallins> ^^ <sue_wallins> :D <sue_wallins> ^^;
by Xin April 27, 2004
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dirty popsicle

When you stick your throbbing tube sausage across your taint, placing it within your badonkadonk which is then preceded by having a girl licking your penis clean until your boner goes away; like when a girl licks a fudgesicle until it’s gone.
Dang I was hard as a rock, but that bitch aint fine, so I told that butter face that she could suck my dirty popsicle.
by Tripvan Smithers September 14, 2007
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dirty popsikle

a popsikle that was so conveiniently dropped on the ground, and picked up n eaten by any1 ranging from a hooker 2 ur evryday trailer park attendee
"rachel is such a dirty popsikle!!!!!!"
by Brittums August 28, 2005
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