Stanker Pooch

A sad and dreary older woman that won't leave your cock alone.

"Get off my hawg you ol' Stanker Pooch!"

and " You still pumpin' that ol' Stanker Pooch for beer money?"

by Ottaway iAN January 20, 2009

Deja Pooh

The need for a second pooh after taking an earth-shattering first pooh in the morning after a successful night.

"Christ Edna, I was all ready to get cosy in bed again and lo and behold, Deja Pooh!"

by Phaedrus T Wonderkid September 27, 2009

scootch your pooch

when someone asks you to move your vagina over

"Scootch your pooch on over, I am getting Claustrophobic, or Ginaphobic"

by Simoneb July 3, 2007

smoochy woochy poochy

Another word for weed, Marijuana that will most likely get you beat up as a drug dealer.

Guy 1: Man you got the stuff?
Guy 2: Yeahh! I got that Smoochy Woochy Poochy man.
Guy 1: Dude wtf keep it low key.

by Unicornflufcupcakesprinklemagi November 28, 2018

Snoochie Poochie

slang for majiuana used by many pot heads

from thge mall rats after jay and silent bob knock out the mall security he grabs the marjuana and says "Snoochie Poochies"

by Handballpwns April 27, 2006

Pooch

A physical sensation that occurs when "tantalizing unhealthy" foods are consumed and your stomach appears to increase in mass. A common duo of foods that are infamous for causing this phenomenon are M&Ms and popcorn.

Oh my, it seems as if these jalapeno Poppers are beginning to make my stomach pooch.

by propstome April 13, 2013

poochin

To pass time in an unproductive manner

Quit poochin around!!

by BlondieUT December 18, 2005