poon patrol

When someone trolls a common area, typically office environment, chatting up all the cute girls.

Look at Rocco, on poon patrol again - why doesn't he put his cock back in his pants and get some work done already.

by Glory Boy July 24, 2006

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Anti-poon

A person who repels the poonani because of sheer gayness and un-coolness.

GUY1 ''Hey how did last night go with that girl?''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''

by Bensonshneeb December 16, 2007

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Poon Tang

A slang term for a pussy.-

A girls vagina

by Jon March 18, 2003

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poon tang

vagina: pussy, cooter, twat, sex

Yo baby...I gots to have me some of that HOT poon tang!

Dang! Poon Tang!

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

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Poon Stick

n. a plug (as of cotton) introduced in to a puss to arrest hemmorage or absorb secretions.

Jenny just pulled out a poon stick the size of my fist.

by t-munch August 15, 2003

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Poon-Bulge

When a woman's grotesque amount of fat in her lower stomach area bulges through pants or jeans so far, that it looks like that area of her body is swollen, and is no doubt covering her vagina. The absolute doublechin of stomachs.

Dude 1: "Man, her Poon-Bulge was so huge, that I had to LIFT that flap just to get in there and get some last night! Serious tubster."

Dude 2: "Bro, that's gross. I can't believe you hooked up with that. Horndog."

by jayfreshh May 13, 2010

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