An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.
Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...
Peter - What'd ya do?
Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...
Peter - What'd ya do?
Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...
by bullharbour November 10, 2012
Get the Hemorrhoid Policemug. by JohnSmithTheManofWomens December 11, 2018
Get the Police Copmug. A police officer that could not make it in the civilian world. A police officer that has integrity issues. A police officer that doesn’t care about veterans just their ego!
by Willciglio November 8, 2018
Get the VA POLICEmug. by AfterMatth .. February 15, 2020
Get the Jesus policemug. Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas
Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police
by Unclegripper June 12, 2018
Get the sea policemug. The police department of Lakewood Ohio. Lakewood Ohio is a dense suburb in North East Ohio bordering Cleveland. It has a high population of extremist liberals, hipsters, and ghetto trash. Just like the legislation in Lakewood, like the pit bull ban for example, the police are equally idiotic. The Lakewood police are notorious for being typical pigs. They see themselves as a level above citizens, even though they are just citizens themselves, and talk to you as if you are a peasant. Before Lakewood started having large influxes of low income and or unemployed minorities moving in from Cleveland, the police used to openly discriminate against any minorities through brutality and profiling. The Lakewood police will pull up and stop you for crossing in a crosswalk if the light changed and you were still on the road, even if it was literally two more steps to the sidewalk. They will also trespass on your property for lighting a couple firecrackers, during the middle of the day, on the day before the 4th of July and threaten to ticket you and confiscate your fireworks. Those were just two examples of how Lakewood police officers are typical, useless, fart sniffing, arrogant cops.
Lakewood Citizen 1: "Why did I get a ticket for parking in front of my own driveway?"
Lakewood Citizen 2: "That's Lakewood Police for you."
Lakewood Citizen 2: "That's Lakewood Police for you."
by UnfortunatleyALakewoodCitizen July 6, 2012
Get the Lakewood Policemug. Bitch ass police officers all around the school, i cant even park my got damn car without them lookin suspicious!
by mj25 May 16, 2010
Get the police officermug.