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A Sarah Plan

A plan that is told like a 5 year old, costs a shitload of money, and requires too much effort
Sarah: I have a genius idea (A Sarah Plan)! Lets order termites, make them infest the building, complain to the apartment office, and get our apartment building tented! That is how we will kill the cockroaches.
by Sonrisa Sol November 15, 2012
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Plan Beard

The Plan B of a gay individual (usually male) to marry an individual of the opposite sex (usually female) who would act as his beard to cover up his true sexual identity, of which she would be knowledgeable.
Him: Let's make a pact! If we are both not married by the age of 30, then I propose to you!

Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.

Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.
by Æ.Di May 16, 2019
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Plan B

A pill you can take if he says he’s going to pull out but he nuts in you and you gotta take this pill within 24 hours of the intercourse so it’ll go away
Sorry that I nutted in you! There’s always Plan B!
by Bruhitsmeh619 November 6, 2017
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the final plan

hitler came up with this as his "final plan".
basically just kill jews ayran race is supreme kill all the niggers yadayadayada.
a failing art student: we must execute the final plan!!
crowd: heil hitler!!
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plan y

fuck all plans wing it all and go with the flow....why not eh?
shit...plan a...b...c...d...fuck it all...plan y...why plan?
by PeonTurnsIntoA...? November 3, 2018
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Planning ahead

Something only Travis does. Everyone else is normal
by Brightside2d May 10, 2018
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Plan J

Plan J is a last resort for overwhelming stress. If Plan J is ineffective, the problem may be greater, and medical assistance may be required. Do not be afraid to seek help

The J in Plan J stands for jerk off
This whole day has been absolute shit, my head is killing me, I have so much work, and I can’t sleep. Time for Plan J
by jaboi January 16, 2020
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