Emotional Piss

When someone dumps all their emotions and "feelings" on you, usually negative.

Guy 1: So how are you and your girl?
Guy 2: Not good, she just took an emotional piss on me.
Guy 1: That blows...
Guy 2: Damn strait.

by Blackpig January 14, 2010

piss trout

A no tooth junky whore who may or may not be selling her body for methamphetamines and makes her living by participating in one golden shower after the other

“Jackie Lynn is such a piss trout you would not believe what she did to Clarence behind the save-a-lot last weekend”

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D May 6, 2018

Pissing on the Moooon

A famous line from the sonic adventure 2 fandub about eggman dissing shadow he hedgehog for posting his nudes on twitter dot com

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

by hey shitass October 28, 2020

pussy piss

the meaning of pussy piss is when a chick squirts uncontrollably during sexual intercourse

Paul: Dude Sarah had hella pussy piss last night sis was squirting all over
Ned: YOOOOOOO

by my dick fell off09 January 26, 2019

piss pistol

a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine sexual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the piss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.

dude, don't kick me down there. i need my piss pistol to make babies in the future.

by wow567443 December 31, 2009

Dumpster Piss

The foul-smelling liquid found in the bottom of a dumpster and sloshing around the bottom or a garbage truck while compacting.

Guy 1: Look at that garbage truck emptying the dumpster, and all that dumpster piss pouring out all over the place.

Guy 2: Yeah, that's nasty, kind of a greenish brown color, and smells like crap.

Guy 1: Sure does smell horrid.

Guy 2: And now its leaking out of the back of the truck all over the road and the car behind it. Poor car; that smell will never go away.

by Your ugly next door neighbour August 2, 2010

Piss in a lake

Something that is rebellious and rude, but also insignificant.

Releasing nuclear waste into outer space isn't really a proper thing to do, but it dirties the environment as much as to piss in a lake.

by Arronon July 21, 2009