Two Pinch Tuesday

Every tuesday you have to pich two loafs.

"It's two pinch tuesday and I've already pinched twice son, I can't shit three times, it's not three pinch thursday yo."

by CrystalBooty April 13, 2009

pound to a pinch of shit

UK: A pretty good bet that something is going to happen.

Pound = UK money.

I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that its raining when we get back of holiday.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

arabian poodoo pinch

while having intercourse with a poor person who cant afford soap so her poon is dirty which comes in handy when ur giving a deep gaetano

Nini recieved an arabian poodoo pinch from jorgaq

by Gaberial September 9, 2006

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is cocaine.

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is also known as the Secret formula

by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 16, 2019

2 finger stinky pinch

One finger in the stink, another finger in the pink, then pinch

“I gave her the 2 finger stinky pinch after the hockey game

by Steakum February 2, 2022

pinch the tip, then let 'er rip

Right before a man is about to ejaculate, he (or someone else) pinches the tip of his penis to stop the flow of the goods. Pressure builds, and right before his eyes are about to pop out he (or someone else) releases the shot which now has an extremely extended range of distance.

Jon: Dude, Jake! What the fuck is that hanging down from your ceiling above your bed?!

Jake: Awww shit, forget to clean up last night after trying to make some knuckle babies.

Jon: How the fuck did you get it up there?!

Jake: That's easy DUDE! Just pinch the tip, then let 'er rip!

by BigJuan55 October 16, 2014

pinch and a punch for the first day of the month

An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.

A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.

by GTrain88 April 24, 2015