Philly Jr

Archie, known as Philly Jr... Loves to get pegged by Philly Sr

Philly Sr and Philly Jr are looking to grow there family tree with more Phillies

by Philliest of all Phillies February 14, 2025

Philly Sr

Philly Sr is a black tranny who lap dances on Philly Jr's 2 incher even with Viagra Pills.

"is it in yet?" - Philly Sr
"It's been in for the last 4 hours......." - Philly Jr

by Philliest of all Phillies February 14, 2025

Philly cure

The Philly cure is comprised of 3 components.

1) Weed. Any form or dosage will do.
2) Philly cheesesteak. Any will do, get your personal favorite
3) Head. Doesn’t matter who as long as it’s legal and consenting

Use this method as a pick me up or a celebration

1: “This week has been awful, I need me a Philly cure.”
2: “ I’ll brb, I got you”

by Brolime February 15, 2025

Philly Tumbleweed

When the Phil’s are down 11-4 in the bottom of the 8th and it’s windy as hell and no fans are there but trash is wafting around the field constantly

“And that’s another ground ball as the Phillies take a time out due to too much Philly Tumbleweed on the field”

by Sadam69isis420princess April 16, 2025

Philly Fent Folder

when your fucking a drug addict and she doing too much so you smack her in the face with your cock and stick a syringe full of heroine laced with fent up her ass

Ashley was tripping when I hit it from the back so I hit her with the Philly Fent Folder.

by thebiggestmunch April 29, 2025

Phillies

Verb. To expectantly blow up and totally drop the ball when all of the odds are in your favor.

Boy, Anakin Skywalker really PHILLIES(ed) up that whole “chosen one” thing, did’t he?

by padddymac May 19, 2025

Philly pipeline

When you insert the contents of a Philly Cheese Steak into a condom and freeze it. Once solid the protected Philly is then inserted vaginally or anally. As the protected cheese steak approaches room temperature and softens it should penetrate both the anus and vagina simultaneously.

I have a really bad yeast infection because my boyfriend gave me a Philly pipeline.

by binzington November 23, 2023