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Cheese pees

A symptom of gonorrhea.
Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.
by Wellsville Mike 1973 July 5, 2022
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Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl
I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.
by shittyshel April 1, 2024
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Meatbeat Peepshow

noun
The split-second horror show when someone barges in right as you’re mid-session with yourself, leaving you both scarred and scrambling for the nearest blanket.
“I was deep in my zone last night when my roommate pulled a Meatbeat Peepshow—now we’re just avoiding eye contact over breakfast.”
by DoomTickler March 16, 2025
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polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.
When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
by markolai April 7, 2013
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swag muffin peeps

Cool group of muffins very swaggy. Be careful when this group comes your way they get all the ladies.
Swag muffin peeps-
group of swaggy muffins
by MC_Scooty567 January 2, 2017
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who da peeps

The unisex version of the saying, "who da man".
We're so great! Who da peeps!
by S-Kelly February 18, 2017
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swing the peeps

by BlakeGrifin69 May 20, 2018
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