Penis

The most overstated organ in the history of the human species.

Men think the rest of the world cares about their penis.

by Jammoe April 8, 2006

penis

Some kind of carrot.

These penises are delicous!

by derpyderpy February 8, 2010

Penis

1. a thing men need and worship
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes

1. Horrace could never live without his penis
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!

by scratchmaster101 January 21, 2011

penis

a penis is a beautiful,tasty lolipop.it is also a tubular-shaped,skin-colored,venom spitting,purple headed,throat gagging,mushroom-shaped,oblong object.

i like to suck penis,yum

by dungball September 14, 2003

Penis

True bringer of heaven.

Mmm, penis.

by korrrrrrrn November 3, 2003

Penis

A mans genitals that most times control them and the their mind cause most of all the time they use there penis for excuse and think only with it

1) I sat down on that boys lap and his penis got hard it doesn't take much

2) Its not my fault I have a penis Im always horny

3) you make my penis this way it's not my fault

4) I didn't mean to fuck her my penis just kinda shot out

by Thekittenmaster December 18, 2014

Penis

A long thing sticking out of my butt

My penis is poopy

by Jacke May 27, 2003