Rusty Pencil 

When having anal sex you pull out and write your initials on her forehead with your penis.

I banged this chick in the butt and left my initials on her forehead with my rusty pencil.

Rusty Pencil by Josh's Finger July 8, 2010

dick pencil 

having a pencil dick is similar to drawing a picture that came about from you falling through a skylight and landing on a table which has a penicil standing up and landing on it and the pencil goes up your japs eye. When the pencil protrudes through your purple headed warrior you know that your pencil dick is HB quality.

"Oh, that's a bit of a DICK PENCIL"
"That guy is a dick pencil"
"If I was writing your name, I'd use my dick pencil"
"Can you write your number on my tit with your dick pencil?"
"Anybody got a spare dick pencil?"
"All schools should supply dick pencil quality HB"

dick pencil by Dick Sargood April 12, 2008

Floor Pencil

A nasty, dirty, germ infected pencil that you found on the floor of a public place such as a school.

Although Ariel claimed to love Brandy; she still tried to give her a nasty floor pencil.

Floor Pencil by Bbenjaminxd November 28, 2011

Sacramento pencil case

When you put your Penis (or other male genitalia) in the mouth of a woman with huge lips.

I’ve put my cock deep in the mouth of Delondrea, it was warm, it felt awesome, my best Sacramento pencil case ever.

Sacramento pencil case by John Vag August 9, 2018

Bookies pencil 

Short penis with no girth whatsoever

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.

Bookies pencil by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019

Poker Pencil 

A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.

Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.

Poker Pencil by Armkap June 6, 2020

Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener 

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.

"You still looking at getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."

Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener by Quinterious December 12, 2020