An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."
Friend 2: "Finally!"
Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
Get the Stache Patrolmug. by termiteboy October 18, 2021
Get the Stroller patrolermug. by TikTok @vintagemez March 4, 2022
Get the Safety Patrol MVPmug. Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.
by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025
Get the Highway Patrol Syndromemug. Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.
by Wilko April 14, 2021
Get the Nissan patrolmug. When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back
The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled
by Justketchup May 29, 2020
Get the Boarder Patroledmug. by DemonGodAeigis May 11, 2019
Get the Pizza Roll Patrolmug.