Often related to a young short guy with a 21 inch cock. They are south Africans with the most gorgeous eyes and muscular body with an extraordinary defining 6 pack. He pulls the most beautiful and sexy girls in the world and has an extremely bright future with a hard sex drive and always turned on. Girls get the most pleasure out of their 1 night stands and beg to cum back.
Ashley: I want to get f$cked by a half metre dick tonight .
Nicole: You mean u want a Paruk?
Ashley: Yes, I would adore my but cheeks to be penetrated by him.
Nicole: You mean u want a Paruk?
Ashley: Yes, I would adore my but cheeks to be penetrated by him.
by Jibhi January 24, 2018
Get the Paruk mug.Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.
Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!
by Crediblesea June 2, 2018
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A dance which you stand up and shake your hands like you have parkinsons. Usually one thrusts one arm forward, and the other back, maybe pointing to a potential mate.
by thegreatwizardlive January 1, 2008
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by not archie April 26, 2022
Get the South parkie mug.hey why is that car moving by itself in that parking lot over there?
oh it must be 2 friends having a parking lot pickle
oh.. cool
oh it must be 2 friends having a parking lot pickle
oh.. cool
by griplover9000 February 24, 2023
Get the parking lot pickle mug.When the local shopping centre carpark is absolutely packed you and cut in front of someone who was waiting with their indicator on for a spot longer than you.
It's to busy at Christmas, I'm always cunt parking people.
That dude totally cunt parked me, I was indicating that spot was mine for 5 fucking minutes!!!!
That dude totally cunt parked me, I was indicating that spot was mine for 5 fucking minutes!!!!
by Sizzlord December 27, 2007
Get the cunt parking mug.(Aviation variant) - Parking spot right outside flight ops. Easy to get to, no effort required. Better than what some unfortunate bastards have to shlep to.
Frank: "Hey, we'll commo check in an hour. Where you parked at?"
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today - rock star parking! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today - rock star parking! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."
by West Neil September 21, 2008
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