Procrastimating

To wait on having sex and trying to do anything but that. Like avoiding that paper that's due tomorrow. Another term for chastity and abstinence.

Dude, good luck with her. She's procrastimating with everyone.

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

A widely spread temporal sickness among most college students where the infected patient constantly procrastinates with out regard of their own time and or friends which may cause many other problems some like meme addiction and crippling depression.

Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

by Scrublordgaben420 February 24, 2017

Procrastibating

When you masturbate to put off doing work.

"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."

by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017

Procrastidating

When you go on a date with someone to put off doing something that you really must do.

"I should have been writing my essay last night, instead I was procrastidating this guy I met on Tinder"

by @millierossinc September 7, 2017

Poopcrastination

Putting off bowel movements for no obvious reason.

Do the do's deluding to the deuce.

My aunts prolapsed anus is a clear sign of her poopcrastination.

by Pinky_F May 11, 2018

Porncrastination

When you log on to your device intending to get some work done but have a crafty wank instead.

Me: How's the project going Tim?
Tim: Slowly for some reason.
Me: Too much porncrastination} so Tim

or
Me: Have you a creak in your neck John?
John: Yeah, I was doing homework but ended up porncrastinating, and now I can't turn around.

by Noutsidea June 14, 2018

Procrastinator

Someone who is lazy as crap

I'm sitting on the couch 'cause I'm a procrastinator.

by 1:38 September 5, 2018