primed my pants

A situation that causes a overwhelming feeling of ecstasy where you can't contain yourself.
I primed my pants getting a massage from Brianna.
by Chris 119 December 11, 2008
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Optimus Prime Time

When a "Prime Time Little Cigar" is cleared out of all tobacco and refilled with medical marijuana then smoked with all the bros.
Dude, pass me that Optimus Prime Time so I can (get toasted) medicate.
by wowimtoasted August 14, 2012
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Prime Time Grime

N- The dirtiest grimiest stage of dirt ass, to the point of having physical grime on your body or forehead like a grease monkey.

V- The act of being the dirtiest you have ever been.
N- That plummer was prime time grime, he smelt of rotten whale vagina.

V- I'm straight up Prime time grime right now, I knew I should have bleeched that girls vagina.
by Brandon Taylor November 13, 2006
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Optimus Prime

Transgender ppl who r also bisexual and every other gender there is
by Hicklenators July 23, 2020
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post-prime depression

The feeling you get after you receive an Amazon Prime shipment and you are no longer expecting any other packages.
Jonny is having some severe post-prime depression after he just got his mini fridge from Amazon Prime.
by timmywheela October 19, 2015
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pool playing prime

That perfect level of intoxication that enables an amateur pool player to play at their prime level and piss off their competitor.
My boyfriend is at his pool playing prime, I might as well distract him with my situation vixen skills.
by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016
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