pork-eye

The look in someone's eye after some close to them is killed and they have to keep the going forward without time to grieve.

Rhett had a bit of the pork-eye, not too sure about Link though...

by Andhrímnir April 17, 2023

Pork Chops

Slang for a man's sideburns

Look at the Pork Chops on that guy!

by trucdn June 13, 2009

pork and beans

When you take a girl out on a fancy outing and get laid afterward (pork) but you didn't have to pay for it (beans).

Bro; "Dude, did you get any pork from Stacie after Benihana last night?"

Dude: "Hell yeah, bro. Plus, she put it all on her dad's Amex--I didn't have to pay a dime!"

Bro: "Dude, pork *AND* beans!"

Dude: "Pork and beans, brother. Pork and beans."

by maverick_survivalist July 25, 2012

pork belly

is something you call somebody when the person is overweight

that rick guy is a total pork belly

by loachjohn June 8, 2009

Pork Gravy

What happens to your girlfriends ass after having anal intercourse

When I got done fucking her in the ass, I pulled my cock out and had pork gravy all over it.

by Peter Gazina October 11, 2006

pork enema

When a man has anal sex with a woman and ejaculates so much that the woman has to evacuate her bowels immediately after intercourse.

Man: How did you like that pork enema?
Woman: Not at all; now i have to take a shit, asshole!
Man: Not my fault, you knew you would get it in the ass sooner or later.

by PoXFreak November 20, 2007

Pork Rind

The condition of a female's vaginal cavity after hours and hours of dry sex. The natural "juices" are depleted after a long session and the friction creates an unpleasant, burning feeling for the female. Knowing that the female is in utter pain, the male keeps going and going until ejaculation anyway.

Ronald took two viagras and fucked Minnie Cooper all night long. Half way through she got dry, but 'ole Ronnie, being the Stud he is, rode that PORK RIND to the end.

by e-rips December 17, 2003