Side Pole

The borders and outlines of a grown man’s half chub when constricted by tight pants

I won’t ever miss a led zeppelin concert, because I know Robert Plant will definitely be rocking side pole.

by JudyFrench July 13, 2022

dick-pole

(noun)-
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.

Def 1 - Gee, Sarah looks kind of bummed tonight...Why don't you go see if she would like to ride the old DICK-POLE?
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE

by piptardsman July 01, 2011

smoking a pole

Giving a blow job.

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.

by Traburn December 15, 2015

get on the pole

Simply putting another human on the stripper pole as a punishment

Hey joe, get on the pole

by Blsh888 November 06, 2017

Pole Park

A place where minors go to their neighborhood park and practice their pole dancing for broadway.

Tanner went to the Pole Park and to practice his terrible pole dancing.

by arizonateabb October 06, 2021

chowder pole

The meaning of this word is rather obvious. A man's penis

The man briskly dropped his pants and slapped her with his chowder pole
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by PreSeed FilledWithGreed November 08, 2015

Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

by Jeffsbadwords February 08, 2022