Planking

To lie face down with an emotionless face, arms to the side, in a rigid manner. Can be done by anyone on anything to make an impressive picture. It is proper to have a picture taken of oneself planking and post it on Facebook. Originated by British Rugby player David "Wolfman" Williams

Jim- What is that idiot doing laying on the park bench face down looking like a zombie

Bob-Ohh he's just planking dude.

by KyleBFC June 19, 2011

Planking

Lying flat and straight, face down on as small a surface as possible. The weirder or more dangerous the location the better.

Dude 1: Didn't some guy die planking?
Dude 2: Yeah, its my new favorite sport!

by letsgoplank June 19, 2011

Planking

When a person or persons lie flat and rigid face down with both palms pointed down, usually across two surfaces not meant to be lied on. Originating in Australia

Jeff: check out my mad planking skills
Frank: dude you just planked across two buses, this is going on facebook

by Jaywalrus July 10, 2011

Planking

To lie across 2 parallel objects.

Fan 1:
Bro look at the Plankerz: Ryan (RyPlank), Bravo (Splinter), Jensen, Brian, and CJ. They're Planking like pros.
Fan 2:
They are pros.

by $$Lumber$$ August 6, 2011

Plinks

The name of a cute, hot meal.

Plinks is so cute I want to hug them.
I want to eat some Plinks tonight.

by Juvelo's Biggest Fan March 5, 2020

Plockers

Usually used when you have nothing else to say.

Person A: I'm off to eat today
Person B:....
Person B: Plockers

by KyTheRat June 19, 2020

Plinker dinker

A phrase used to describe the female sexual organ, more specifically, the clitoris.

Also a verb: to plink, the act of plinking ones plinker

she was plinking her plinker dinker all night long!

by Popnlockdown March 10, 2021