A Paper Hangers Apprentice

A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.

When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.

by snakehands July 7, 2010

rock paper scissors

Though sometimes played merely for sport, often it is used as an elimination challenge to determine choice. Generally two people shake fists, and at the third 'throw' display one of the three forms. Rock is considered to crush scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock.

We had to decided who was gonna go to the store during half-time, and you lost at rock-paper-scissors. Go, man!

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

Pape

Shotgun, esp. made by eponymous gunsmith:

(William Rochester Pape started his business in Newcastle upon Tyne in 1857. He won The Field Trials 1858, 1859, and 1866. In 1859 he organised the first dog show in Great Britain. The prizes were Pape shotguns. In 1875 he won a prize of ten guineas in a competition organised by the Field newspaper.

IN 1866 Pape patented a single bite snap action that had the first description of choke borings. He is widely recognised as the inventor of choke boring shotguns.)

"For a job like this, we should've brought a pair of Papes."

"I'm going to invite him for a little chat. Just him, me and Mr Pape."

by Art Ridge October 12, 2006

paper

money derived from hustling, stealing,
prostitution or selling drugs

That ho knows its all about the paper.

by jerryekane May 3, 2003

Paper Friend

Someone who you might think is your friend, but is going to bail on you the moment you would expect them to uphold their end of the friendship; about supportive as a paper cut-out.

Unlike a real friend, a paper friend will never be there to cheer you up, bail you out of trouble, or help you out in any way, if they aren't getting anything out of the deal at least. Unlike a Theoretical Friend, they probably never really were your friend in the first place.

"You don't need those paper friends at all, no you don't need those kind of friends."

by Subidarb October 19, 2009

position paper

a document presenting the standpoint of a person, company or some entity, from an economic, moral or technical point of view

by Ulric Schwela July 17, 2003

rock paper scissors roulette

A game similar to russian roulette but the person designated to shoot is decided by a game of rock paper scissors.

rock paper scissors roulette was introduced by Tom Fulp's game Pico vs. Uberkids.

by DoucheBigalow March 15, 2009