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Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.
I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.
by holly and georgia October 17, 2009
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paedophile drum

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.
A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.
by drummeur March 31, 2010
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Padouche

the act of a man splashing another man or women with his seed.

or

the noise male seed makes when hitting another man or woman's face.
Dude last night I met this drunk whore and she let me padouche all over her.
by Boxplay April 2, 2012
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Peacocking

The act of a male tricking some one into thinking he has a bigger penis than he actually does. Similar to catfishing but only with the male reproductive organ.
Yo with this angle I can be peacocking some bitches!
by Clitmaster44 October 4, 2019
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okie padokie

someone who goes along with everything.
someone lacking a backbone.
an insult.
"You're mom's an okie padokie !"
"just cuz my mom let's me drink and yours doesn't..."
by Jesus Wentz January 10, 2008
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Peacocking

-The act of a female having sex with a male who possesses a smaller than average penis.
(Guy says to Other guy )- That dude from the club actually got laid last night!

Other guy - Really? But doesn't he have like a three inch penis?

1st guy - Yeah!

Other guy - Damn, that chick must've been peacocking like there was no tomorrow.
by Bobby OMG March 6, 2011
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padonkadonk

a word used in almost any way as an object, any kind of object
by an January 6, 2004
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