its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..
"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another
by freespirit1986 March 4, 2009
Get the shitted on your own doorstep mug.A saying you use when you were laughing so hard that the tears rolled down your face into your mouth,
this can also apply this when you are crying with sadness.
this can also apply this when you are crying with sadness.
Mary: That girl on the x factor was so bad last night, i was laughing so hard that i drank my own tears.
Margret: I seen her too, she was terrible! Haha.
Margret: I seen her too, she was terrible! Haha.
by MiuNyan September 18, 2011
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John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe
by Jizzl September 18, 2014
Get the paddle your own canoe mug.N/A...mother fucker i'll bitchidick you a new facedick! bitch! then i'll finger own you, then i'll tell you about a porcupine's balls! they're small! and they don't give a shit!
by Dwntwn February 1, 2008
Get the finger own mug.When a male "owns" or "pwns" a female in something feminine; such as braiding hair, painting fingernails, or buying clothes.
"Yeah right, he will not do a better job than her in straightening hair.....oh gosh! He's going to testoster-own her!
by Schmindeline January 15, 2010
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Get the do it your own damn self mug.After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.
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