tree-humper

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.

1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

tree kink

Tendency towards sexual arousal due to vegetation, also known as Tree Fetish or Dendrophilia

People who don't know I have a tree kink don't understand why I sleep on the hardwood floor.

by Caribeaux October 26, 2013

Tree trunkin

while a dude sits on a tree trunk and a chick sucks his dick

John - last night angela gave me a tree trunkin, i blew my load all in her mouth

by misssuckit June 3, 2010

Tree nut

The act of a male standing in a tree with a female located under him. The male then proceededs to masterbate to the point of climax and nuts on the females face.

Do you want to go outside and get some tree nut.

by Coopdogggg May 20, 2018

firework trees

trees with colorful lights on them.

when we were driving we saw firework trees.

by teriq March 1, 2009

Branching Tree

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.

My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.

by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009

tree frog

On a humid day your nutsac sticks to your leg.

Dam I wish the heat would lighten up im tree froggin.

by wayne griffin June 21, 2006