short buser

Some who is retarded and probably rode the "short bus" as a kid. Can also reffer to the Office idiot.

"JD" - Damn Bubba is a retard. He must have rode the short bus when he was a kid!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!

by Jay-No December 10, 2009

short and curly

noun. - A hair folicle which is most noticably not from a chin or human scalp due to its distinct shortness and curl.

Johnny, you didn't clean the bathroom. I found a few short and curlies on the toilet seat.

by Oak1eyman June 4, 2004

Out shortted

Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.

A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.

"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."

by Gachunt July 25, 2012

sweat shorts

Vintage sweats cut down into shorts with customized cuts on the side.

In order to show his style, Wesley cut his high school warm-up sweats into sweat shorts with custom slits in the side to increase wind resistance.

by Bad Son October 11, 2009

Short Roped

The act of being drawn in to a horrible circumstance without any warning or preparation.

"Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!

by beebob40 November 11, 2009

travis short

Travis Short he is a very charming guys usaully a light brown skin he know how to give it to a girl trust me he can go down and not come up.

Girl1: have you seen the new kid at school Travis Short
girl:2 yeah apparently hes really good at everything
girl:1 yeah i heard that too
hes really hot and has light brown skin and he can treat the booty

by Pussy smasher6969 March 3, 2018

Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017