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hot pink momma

A woman that is so ugly on the inside she radiates negativity and vile words are spoken. Hot because you don't want to touch that personality type. Pink because it's slang for a prostitute and momma is because it's an older woman.
Whoa! When that hot pink momma walks in the room, everyone's blood turns cold.

Lpok at that hot pink momma over there blasting her man for coming home late.

The party was a hit! We all had a great experience, until that hot pink momma arrived.
by Interpret-this July 7, 2024
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jo momma

Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.

'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.
by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022
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ur momma a pappa

even worse than ur granny tranny or ur pappy trappy, you use it when you wanna destroy your opponent
V: hey dude, ur mom gay
L: haha, ur pappy trappy
V: oh, you don't want what is next
L: what?!
V: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*
by the one who exists March 18, 2018
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yo momma is have big gay

it's when an autistic person tries to roast you and it fails miserably and after this happens a slap is very much needed
autistic person: "yo momma is have big gay"
me: *slaps him*
by davidsdefinitions April 20, 2020
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Sugar Momma

A Sugar Momma is an informal term for a woman or girlfriend, often but not always older and financially well-off, who provides financial support, gifts, or other material benefits
Man my Sugar Momma hooked me up with some nice shit for all the hard work I put in
by Bugzy324 December 19, 2024
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Yo momma

Yo momma is gay
by Mobibik January 13, 2020
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yo momma

Yo momma-

used as a cool slang or a comeback when you don't know what to say. Or you can endlessly troll people.
Yo momma so fat, she went to kfc and said "can I have the one on the roof?"

Jonas: Hey Zach, what do you wanna do tonight?

Zach: yo momma

Jonas: stop

Zach: if you don't shut up ill do you instead
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

also you can do this:

Issac: yo momma so thicc she can't fit in you'r closet so she can hide when shes a lesbian.
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