Omegle

Omegle is the 9th wonder of the world, you can be anybody you want to be, some of the most gullible, horny, non-english speaking people lurk the site, wanting a cyber fuck buddy, friend or translator.

You: Be my friend!
Stranger: ASL?
You: Please be my friend?
Stranger: I'm just lurkin' to be able to snap one off

Stranger: Que?
You: What!?
Strange: Mejor mi amigo Stranger?
You: What the fuck!?

Omegle

by Grizzly Bear Adams Granger September 12, 2009

Omegle

A website where 40 year old men chat to other 40 year old men pretending to be 18 year old girls anonymously.

Standard chat on Omegle:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Im a girl into bdsm looking for someone to be my master I will be your slave…willing to cyber although I have no cam

You: that's sick

You: go away

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by anvilofjustice January 13, 2010

Omegle

A wonderful place in which you are hooked up to a roandom person on the website to speak to.

Omegle

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Expecto patronum!
You: FOR ASLAN!
You: CHING
You: BANG
You: WAZOO!
You: BANG
You: BOOM
You: KABLOOEY!
Stranger: Oh you just reminded me that I have a chocolate milkshake in my fridge.
Stranger: THANK YOU.

by JohhnyMcFinklestien October 26, 2009

Omegle Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

Someone who is compulsively obsessed with Omegle or any other random video chatting website. They usually spend most of their time on it searching for celebrities like Justin Bieber.

Sally: OMG! I saw Justin Bieber on Omegle last night!

Jenni (to Paula): She definitely has a bad case of Omegle Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

by Cee_DOg April 22, 2011

omegle

A chatroom which attracts either paedophiles and horny males that start their conversations with asl? (age-sex-location) or white people eager to see other white people but are shocked when they turn on their webcams to find coloured people with access to the internet.
One of the most pointless inventions of the web.

A typical paedophilic conversation on omegle

40 year old guy : ASL
15 year old girl : 18, female CA
40 year old guy : nice Im 18 from CA too lol lmao rofl lets get together

by Evenstar03 May 7, 2013

omeara

To run your bar into the ground. Then shortly after lose your day job as a radio personality and be forced to sit in your living room and record your thoughts with close friends who also got shit canned for one hour a day.

CHAD: Hey, whats up with Mike? All he is wearing are slippers and a robe.
OSCAR: Oh, he pulled an omeara this year!!!
CHAD: Well I'm glad we still have jobs.
OSCAR: Ain't that the truth.
CHAD/OSCAR:(laughing) HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

by Lance-Northern California February 10, 2010

OMFGAYFS

An acrynom for Oh my f***ing god are you f***ing serious?

Person 1: She had sex with him.
Person 2: OMFGAYFS
Person 1: ...yeah...
Person 2: =o

by Mrs.JosephJonas August 2, 2008