Offensive Weapon

A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”

Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!

by LordSoth June 4, 2019

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Offenpressed

Offended and impressed in equal measures

I was offenpressed when he hid the cookies from me, knowing that I would eat them in the middle of the night.

by Godfrey Work July 25, 2019

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Offentunist

A person or group who seeks to be offended

That guy is such an offentunist

by Mr York November 16, 2019

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Offenser

An offensive player in sports. Used so you don't have to use as many words.

In football, Patrick Mahomes is a great offenser.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 20, 2020

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Offense

Annoyance or resentment brought about by a perceived insult to or disregard for oneself or one's standards or principles.

John: So, I named my dog 5 miles
Adam: Why?
John: So I can say I walk 5 miles
Adam: Clever
John: *goes silent for a minute* But today I ran over 5 miles.
(Lets pretend I defined this word *Offense* Its juss dark humor)

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