oatmeal

A phrase used by men to describe there penis when performing sexual acts with women.

Joe you gotta get some brown sugar on your oatmeal

She said she was bleeding so I told her to suck my oatmeal

by Christhakilla January 3, 2008

oathetic

to be like oats, or oatlike

You are very crumbly and oathetic.

by Zak R December 15, 2008

oats

nick name for place in Auckland, New Zealand

Place name Otahuhu, South side, Auckland, supporters usually yell out 'oats' when sports teams play against Otahuhu

by rs02 June 15, 2012

Furby Oats

1. Derived from two words; "furby" refers to retardation, ugliness, lack of intellect, grotesquely hairy, poor (financially and morally), and dirty; and "oats" refers to the genetic seed. When stated together, the phrase usually includes "sowing furby oats," referring to breeding and pedigree, with some understanding of indiscretion or irresponsibility in the process for not preventing these negative characteristics from surfacing.

2. Furby oats are genetic characteristics - negative ones - passed along during mating/breeding.

3. A reference to poor upbringing, genetic disadvantages, and real-life problems not cured by maturity.

"Meg: That dude lives in a broken down trailer, puts all his money into video games, and thinks he is special because of an online character that he created. Yet in real life the dude is a complete douche bag who lives off his parents and the government. He is fat, balding, and is a little too 'close' with his pet dog, if you know what I mean.

Chucky: Yeah, his family quilt has been stitched together with really furby oats, if you know what I mean. They are all like that in his family.

Meg: So the lesson is, don't sow your furby oats, you ugly bastards!

Chucky: Yes, abstinence from sex with that gene pool is recommended."

by MegGolding91 June 21, 2011

Oatmeal Cookie

The act of ingesting scat with a spoon while pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner.

I had the house all to myself last night, so I had the best oatmeal cookie of my life!

by BuddhaDave April 26, 2006

tallahasse oatmeal surprise

When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.

After this you top the creamy goodness with her crap that's still on your penis for the surprise.

We had the greatest Tallahasse oatmeal surprise tonight since she had to crap and the topping was extra thick

by motoboat August 8, 2010

oatmeal

male person

"oatmeal person"

by noixz January 15, 2009