Onion letter

One of those foldy letters you work like a puppet while you ask questions. Some people call them fortune tellers but frankly I feel that is giving them a bit too much credit.

Maria and her middle school bff sat around the lunch table giggling while asking questions to her onion letter.

by Donkeypunchburtreynolds April 6, 2017

onion powder

a flammable item used by shrek to blow stuff up

shrek covered the playground with onion powder and lighted it on fire

by shrekisloveshrekislife123 March 7, 2017

hot onion

Just like hot lettuce except with onions, and everyone cries.

This is the prime of my life. I'm hot young and full of hot onion.

by Studmuffindelux July 6, 2019

onion of awesome

Layers and layers of awesome. The more complicated and Byzantine the better.

"What this? Oh, it's just some synthpop song with a sample of a song from the 1930's that sounds like John Williams' "Imperial March" about some hindian guy who breaks up with a faux commie boy, by telling him he could never be "his woman". It's like an onion of awesome."

by Ambrose Kalifornia September 30, 2007

chili and onion

to take a dump on a girls chest then ejaculate on it OR visa-versa, what ever is good.

I was with this freak last nite and she made me chili and onion on her.

by dump 316 December 16, 2009

Purple Onion

When you punch a girl so hard in the vagina that it turns purple and she cries.

That ugly bitch tried to rape me so I gave her a purple onion.

by mitsukosouma July 6, 2011

chopping onions

What people do when they watch videos like the deaf girl who could hear for the first time.

"Oh my god, it's so beautiful. You know, chopping onions and all."

by IMJUSTSOPASSIONATE February 14, 2012