A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.
by LaurenBarnhart January 1, 2025

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

by ben dover @ wetcrows4lyf.gov May 11, 2022

When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.
by thuggaballz July 24, 2024

Crow is a very country man with glasses who can get mad when they’re off. He been doing construction for years.
by TylonDaCrowLover December 20, 2022

A rare breed of roller pigeon, most likely resulting from a deliberate cross of the Galatz Roller and Berlin Long Faced Tumpler by San Francisco area fanciers. With dramatic dark black plumage and elongated features, it is easy to differentiate from other common urban doves. Both males and females develop vivid reddish-orange rictal bristles when fully mature. The shade of orange is often compared to the international orange of San Francisco's famous Golden Gate Bridge.
A pair of Storm Crows, long-shanked and imperturbable, parted the roiling mass of doves on the street below, like a hot blade through crème fraîche
by Saxonshield415 July 14, 2022
