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Neil's Law

Neil's law (also known as Neil's Rule of Homoerotic Analogies or Neil's Rule of Analogies About Your Mom) is an assertion made by Josh Neil in 1990 that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving homoeroticism or your mom approaches 1." In other words, Neil said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a comparison to your mom or homoerotic acts.
"Did you see that Alex shaved his beard?" "Ya, I'd hit that pretty mouth." "Dude, Neil's Law is so true."
by Warn A Wigga December 13, 2013
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Neil

A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.
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Neistats Disease

The uncontrollable urge to "DO MORE".
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The millennial population suffers from Neistats.

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