samsung note7

The samsung fuck up of a phone, that when you charge it it explodes.

person 1:"hey, I just got a Samsung note7."
person 2:"so you bought a bomb that can call and text?"
person 1:" and play games."

by elitehaxser January 7, 2017

G noted

The one fucking note that starts "Welcome to the Black Parade" and will cause every existing emo, ex-emo, or repressed emo within a 20 mile radius to lose their shit, scream the lyrics, and cry with the edge and angst of a million 8th graders.

I fucking swear Rylan do that shit again and you're getting G noted

by Thrift Store Gucci September 7, 2019

take notes

this is said when a topic comes up in a conversation and you want to point out someone who needs to learn how to do it.

“Jared needs to take notes on the way that guy is asking a girl out.”

by abirrrgale May 10, 2018

Hotep cliff notes

It is when someone who is pseudo "woke", likes to start arguments in comments with copying and pasting most used hotep phrases and history lesson in long paragraphs as if they wrote it themselves.

Here comes De rah akkmon with his nonsense, spewing out hotep cliff notes on why black people should not watch shark tank.

by Jujubeewildin February 15, 2019

Doing it for the notes

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.

“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”

“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”

by ed.da.vinci August 25, 2011

Noted.

A reply posted when someone puts a status on facebook, myspace, etc. Sarcastically shows that you care, and are going to write the status down in a notebook, when you really dont care at all about the status.

Facebook Status-
John Smith is goin to the movies
Comment-
Noted.

by Schizo_lifter93 December 8, 2009

notepad

A simple word processing application that can somehow open any file format imaginable.

Notepad opens EVERYTHING.

by foo2 October 22, 2006