Even

Beast from norse mythology. Considered a God by some, destined to rule the lost Nico islands. Usualy imagined as a mix between dragon, bear and man, with two golden hammers and a hat with a small spike on top.

Watch out for that Even, it's magical

by Steven friggin Hawking March 8, 2017

Semi-Evening

Between Evening and Midnight

"Yo, are you going with Chris to the park in the Semi-Evening?"

by a-clock March 30, 2021

Evener

when something is more even then another thing

"16 is an even number"
"but 15 is evener"

by zombtch October 28, 2020

Even

He be a nice guy. He could also be considered as a sacred bush!

Oh my god there’s the holy Even

by God_of_Bushes November 28, 2021

Boley evening

Continuously gorging upon unhealthy food instead of doing something productive

Mossie : will i have a boley evening or will i go to the gym

by David beardsworth December 1, 2019

economic evener

when the government increases and fades out your nine different types of intelligence to keep the economy even.

The economic evener had the major cities be comprised of about the same amount of people working in certain professions.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

Even

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)

Even, my dad, went to the store to get milk.

by TheDictionaryDog372 June 19, 2022