by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008
Get the throw workmug. This definition applies to government employees and poor treatment of it's employees.
When the employer viciously assaults you with the metaphorical sandpaper dildo that is being forced to work long shifts, pay out the ass for medical care and does not allow you to have any days off. Work Rape may also take the form of not acting on a contract they had already approved. This is not to be confused with the lesser violation, Work Molestation where they add a little courtesy spit and allow you 8 hours between shifts. The employer truly does not understand, that no means no.
When the employer viciously assaults you with the metaphorical sandpaper dildo that is being forced to work long shifts, pay out the ass for medical care and does not allow you to have any days off. Work Rape may also take the form of not acting on a contract they had already approved. This is not to be confused with the lesser violation, Work Molestation where they add a little courtesy spit and allow you 8 hours between shifts. The employer truly does not understand, that no means no.
John "I've been working for 14 days straight, 14!!!!" Tim "The employer isn't done Work Raping you yet, i'm on day 27!!"
Greg "I pay $30 a year for health insurance" Sam "Im being Work Raped by paying over$1000 a month!! The worst part is, I have other insurance but can not opt out of the Work Rape!!! There is truly no escape from the sandpaper wrath of the employer"
Greg "I pay $30 a year for health insurance" Sam "Im being Work Raped by paying over$1000 a month!! The worst part is, I have other insurance but can not opt out of the Work Rape!!! There is truly no escape from the sandpaper wrath of the employer"
by Flat Randy August 13, 2017
Get the Work Rapemug. Psychological effort channeled into making a (seemingly) important life decision. Requires time and mental energy to weigh possible outcomes, best, and worst-case scenarios.
Friend 1: “Dude, I am interested in these two girls that I met. Which one should I choose? I’ve been looking at all possible outcomes and don’t know what to do.”
Friend 2: “You don’t need to do so much think work around this. Just let your experience with them be your guide for decision making.”
Friend 2: “You don’t need to do so much think work around this. Just let your experience with them be your guide for decision making.”
by Drewypoo March 20, 2019
Get the Think Workmug. The act of folding clothes on your chick's back while doing her doggy-style so as to not lose your clothes in her room each time you want to go smoosh.
Dude I lost my favorite pant's at my Ex's again.
Man you forgot about "Working Retail"
Oh yeah.
Yeah it totally works, I never lose a thing when I'm bangin her.
Man you forgot about "Working Retail"
Oh yeah.
Yeah it totally works, I never lose a thing when I'm bangin her.
by backdoorbetty March 8, 2011
Get the Working Retailmug. by Dickey467 September 18, 2016
Get the Working Managermug. to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.
Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"
Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"
Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"
Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"
Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"
by niggaslayer January 20, 2009
Get the working and jerkingmug. Boring Monotonous work or menial tasks that usually get stuck on you and not on the guy that comes in late three times a week and smells strangely of mothballs.
I'm so tired, I was up late at the plant running scut work.
Professor: "Extra credit is available...(I need some scut work done).
Professor: "Extra credit is available...(I need some scut work done).
by Maiasani May 12, 2006
Get the scut workmug.