The term Natalija refers to the post-modern Serbian concept of schmuck, a smudged ideal proliferated through female gender empowerment networks during the 1990s Eastern Bloc exodus following the breakdown of Soviet powers and the hegemonic rise of Western Capitalism's embracement of meaningless corporate art. It is important to remember that the concept of Natalija fits purely within the pathos of the blanket term 'schmuck' and its consequent ideal, allowing the term Natalija a slippery definition which can be utilized in situations displaying false meaning through the over-use of academic jargon or troweled artistic lines.
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Teri says: "don't try to woo me with that phat load of Natalija"
Teri says: "don't try to woo me with that phat load of Natalija"
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he was able to drink half a can of natty light while making her very happy performing natalingus. double bonus!
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Guy 1: I Natalie Portman'ed my girlfriend last night.
Guy 2: Like in V for Vendetta?
Guy 1: Exactly the same. Then I came on her face.
Guy 2: Like in V for Vendetta?
Guy 1: Exactly the same. Then I came on her face.
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But don't fucking try her unless you want your head chopped off by her scissors because she doesn't take shit from anyone.
But don't fucking try her unless you want your head chopped off by her scissors because she doesn't take shit from anyone.
Me: "omg. Is that Natalee? DUDE SHE'S SO PRETTY WTF."
Friend: DAMN. I can't fucking relate to her beauty.
Friend: DAMN. I can't fucking relate to her beauty.
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