mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.

That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.

by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023

Breakfast Mustard

A mystery condiment that is always hidden somewhere in an Airbnb

Don’t forget to look for the breakfast mustard before you leave!

by El mago in a tomato January 23, 2024

Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.

“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”

by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024

mustard mustard

A term for something relatively weak or "awkward".
mustard

mustard mustard

by 9223372036854775807 August 1, 2025

Dirty Honey Mustard

When you put a spoon of honey into your mouth, while putting yellow food dye on the tip of your dick. You then engage in sex with a woman, but before you cum, you spit the honey into her ass, and cum into her ass, which when the cum mixes with the yellow food dye, will make a consistency similar to mustard. You will then take a chicken nugget and dip it in, enjoying the meal together.

Connor: "Yo bro, that Dirty Honey Mustard last night was insane!"

by Jorshleflisher July 17, 2025

Mustardous

Mustardous; Meaning lack of mustard or honey mustard. Can be Used as a Verb, or an adverb.

Abbie was fealing very mustardous because she ran out of Honey mustard.

Kelsey wasn't mustardous because she just won 10,000 pounds of mustard from the mustard lottery.

by The Mustard King September 11, 2011