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muff snuff

a cock block performed by a female
That girl totally muff snuffed me from hitting on her friend.
by mousicon March 22, 2007
mugGet the muff snuffmug.

Muff March

In response to Moustache March, women have decided to not shave their cooter for the month of March.
Sandy will be participating in Muff March this year since her boyfriend is growing a creepy mustache.
by ilovemilo March 24, 2009
mugGet the Muff Marchmug.

muff dive

an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.

The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.
"Get Britney a muff dive! It's her 21st birthday!"
by CKE December 25, 2007
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anal muff

Pubic hair forming a perimeter around the anal sphincter.
After I toungue fucked Heidi's red eye, I noticed I received a full teeth flossing due to her dense anal muff.
by steeda December 26, 2005
mugGet the anal muffmug.

Muff Rat

A person who screwed up a party, shindig, hoe-down, social gathering, etc.
D2MR!!! Death to Muff Rat
by LilJOnwhattt July 14, 2005
mugGet the Muff Ratmug.

Muff Hawk

A muff hawk is when a person shaves his or her pubic area in the form of a mohawk.
Justin: Man Guess What I Did Last Night?
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.
by Dr.RobLoveStone March 24, 2009
mugGet the Muff Hawkmug.

puff the muff

It was very hot and I had to puff the muff
by Not Diana July 26, 2017
mugGet the puff the muffmug.

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