Muff Driving

The act performing oral sex on a woman while she is driving. The female equivalent of road head. A derivative of muff diving- the act of jumping face first into a soaking wet vagina, also known as a muff. While the term muff may be outdated, and used to describe a hairy pussy, most hungry/ horny people know, no muff is too tough.
This chick likes teasing guys at the bar and then take them muff driving. They think they're impressive by going down on her at the wheel. Therefore getting some action, with a free ride home. Any opportunity for a dirt road, or construction, is ceased to intensify the vibrations for her pleasure. A bench seat is recommended.
by Shamadizzle September 05, 2018
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Muff March

In response to Moustache March, women have decided to not shave their cooter for the month of March.
Sandy will be participating in Muff March this year since her boyfriend is growing a creepy mustache.
by ilovemilo November 07, 2008
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muff dive

an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.

The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.
"Get Britney a muff dive! It's her 21st birthday!"
by CKE November 25, 2007
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anal muff

Pubic hair forming a perimeter around the anal sphincter.
After I toungue fucked Heidi's red eye, I noticed I received a full teeth flossing due to her dense anal muff.
by steeda November 16, 2005
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Muff Hawk

A muff hawk is when a person shaves his or her pubic area in the form of a mohawk.
Justin: Man Guess What I Did Last Night?
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.
by Dr.RobLoveStone March 25, 2009
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Muff Rat

A person who screwed up a party, shindig, hoe-down, social gathering, etc.
D2MR!!! Death to Muff Rat
by LilJOnwhattt June 30, 2005
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Muff Monster

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
by Penni234 March 11, 2018
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