The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

muddy

Minnesotans are considered by Western Wisconsinites as "Mud Ducks". When Minnesotans cross the border after their bars close at 1 am, Wisconsinites consider it "muddy".

Around 1:15am, I took a sip of my drink, looked at my friend, Jayne, and said "it's getting really muddy in here!"

by bosshossgirl July 29, 2011

muddy snowball

when a man ejaculates in their parnters rectum and then performs oral to anal sex to reteive seamon and then passes that seamon onto their partner.

Carol was delited with the way her bottom felt after Trevor passed onto her his muddy snowball

by steverenio October 21, 2007

muddy the water

When a man takes a shit, and then stands up and turns around to take a piss. He pisses on his own shit, making the water turn brown.

dooga: yo dawg after i let out that monster load, i decided to muddy the water

goodooga: yo man i did that last week!!

by Chrisoshayyy February 24, 2006

muddy vag

A term used by pseudo-gay sexual predators(i.e. Bros) in reference to their victim's anus. Short for: muddy vagina.

"Hey, Collin looks tired today"
"Yea, I heard several sailors worked his muddy vag hard last night"

by Hercules E. Rockafeller March 2, 2008

muddy trailer

During anal sex, you pull out your cock, have the chick take a shit in your hands, rub it all over your dick and then put it in her pussy.

Dude, my hands still stink from the muddy trailer I gave my girlfriend last night.

by Told_U_So January 30, 2009

Muddy scuba diver

When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel

After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver

by Slim068724 February 15, 2010