Massachusetts Green

The second or so after a light turns red used to make it past the intersection before the other light turns green.

Used Mostly in Massachusetts where most douche bags live and driving laws do not really apply at all.

Doug: Dude, you just ran that red light
Katt: I got it man, where in Lowell its a Massachusetts Green Kiiidd.

by nuggetry August 23, 2005

Indian Head Massage

To give or recieve a blowjob using curry as a lubricant.

Akhmed-"Got a decent indian head massage last night"
Pukesh-"Decent, did you use the tikka masala or bhuna"
Akhmed-"Nah I went all out, vindaloo mate"
Pukesh-"Holy Vishnu"

by Semtex Sandwich May 17, 2014

Massaginist

A person who must stroke their own.. 'ego' because of how they treat woman.. Or alternatively, those of the opposite gender they identify with and or they falsely believe they are better than.

A hard core playa is often a massaginist.

by Civildk November 19, 2017

massah jack

A massah jack is a white male who owns several hundred niggas. these slaves work in the fields for hours a day and get no pay. Massah jacks also force their male niggas to strip and twerk for him.

"My massah jack just sold me for 10 grand"

by ctton picka February 23, 2022

Massachusetts left

At an intersection unregulated by a traffic light, making a left turn by pulling halfway out into the road to block oncoming traffic while waiting for a gap in the other lane.

So common in Massachusetts that drivers will stop and wait for a left-turner, even when they have the right of way.

- You're pretty late today.

- Yeah, I got stopped by like four people making Massachusetts lefts.

by hogosha February 23, 2011

Massachusetts Park Job

An anal sex act, largely performed by males and females with strap-ons, that can be completed in three succinct steps.

1. Put it in the back door little cock-eyed ("a little cock-eyed" is usually described as at about an 80 degree angle).

2. Just leave it there for a little while (about 5 minutes is normal, but times up until 10 minutes or even climax have been done before)

3. Pull it out, and then look at the recepient of the act as if it's their fault (yelling optional)

"Hey, Dean. You were so plastered last night that you couldn't even fuck straight." "Yeah, I gave Mary a real Massachusetts Park Job"

by The Zamboni October 21, 2009

Massabesic Middle School

MMS is part of the RSU 57 school district, and located in York county, Southern Maine. This school is full of hillbillies, VSCO girls and boys, those "quirky" people, and just those typical annoying kids. Where's Maine you're probably wondering, it's that one state in the US that no one ever talks about or cares about. About half of the people there, are jocks who carry around bluetooth speakers only to blast shitty rap music that makes you want to gouge your eyes out. Almost every year, at least 1 person will get suspended for juuling in the bathrooms. If you ever go there or visit you might so unlucky as to run into a tribe of VSCO girls/boys who carry white hydroflasks with friendship bracelets on them, wear scrunchies and dirty white crocs religiously, and who also think saying sksksk and I oop is a national sport. Out of all the districts in York, RSU 57 is runner up in the shittiest school contest pushed off the throne by Bonny Eagle. The water there is so deliciously flavored like chlorine that after you drink it you subconsciously wonder how long it will take for it to kill you.

"You're going to Massabesic Middle School?! Stay back foul peasant" *proceeds to take out air freshener and lighter*

by one depressed bitch September 15, 2019