mommaslap

The type of slap your momma gives on the back of your head when you do or say something stupid.

*smack* George, that was a stupid thing to do. Now appologize to Saddam unless you want another mommaslap!

by moeyabodabi May 24, 2006

Monomamaphatitous

Noun - Describing a girl with one tit bigger than the other

Noun- "I got to second base with Veronica and it turns out she has one huge tit and one small one"
"I've never seen a girl with monomamaphatitous, was it hideous?"
"You bet"

by Butt-nut December 31, 2006

Momato

Maximum Tomatoe from Super Smash Brothers. Also a newspaper in the Champaign area.

Dude have you squeezed the Momato this week? Check out the article on Princess Peach.

by Infleck October 28, 2008

Momma Shmack

When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.

" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 8, 2010

momma-bazonkers-powers

When a mother cries, whines, complains or loses it to get her way

Mom uses her momma-bazonkers-powers to get money from my dad.

by smilingontime October 19, 2011

momma boy

Momma boy is a boy who let his mom run his life job girlfriend what and whoever is around she not gonna like them or it.

Momma boy is up under the mom for anything and everything

by Mel 27 January 6, 2016

wank momma

A woman who is not gettin any action, the opposite of a mack momma.

Damn Kellie, u thinkin about Ralph all the time has turned you into a wank momma.

by darcmatter May 11, 2006