baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.

Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!

by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024

baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.

Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!

by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024

Creamy Mimosa

When someone receives a cream pie before meeting friends for brunch.

Dude, why is your girl so friendly today?

I gave her the ol' creamy mimosa. I came inside and bought her alcohol

by OldR3dHat September 8, 2025

Columbo-mumbo-jumbo

It means you are going to go home from school or work, get high and watch Colombo episodes.

Yo! You wanna Columbo-mumbo-jumbo tonight?

by Rory’s bf January 10, 2026

New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.

by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022

Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.

I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!

by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024

It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?

When you don't know something or someone so you just say "it's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

"What kind of mineral is this?"
"It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

by Scyroo May 12, 2025