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milking the brown cow 

Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot
Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.

Making Pancakes 

When a man is doing a girl from behind and he grabs a hand full of flour and "antiques" the girl's downstairs, then immediately cracks an egg or two on her back and begins to "churn" the mixture rapidly while yelling, "THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE PANCAKES!" When the man has finished he then takes a bottle of syrup and proceeds to cover the girls body with sticky goodness.
Making pancakes is for professionals only. Do not try this on a first date.
Making Pancakes by omalay January 4, 2011

making sky muffins 

it's when a cat stretches out their paws when being held or laying on a high place, making it look like they're kneading dough.
Looks like my cat is making sky muffins again.

Milking the goose 

Pinching or squeezing the very top knuckle of any finger, which is very painful.
Mike acted like he had an extremely high pain threshold, but all I did was milk his goose and he cried like a little girl. Milking the goose hurts like hell!
Milking the goose by Ice Kube February 9, 2012

skoal-mining 

The act of a girl aggressively tongue kissing an unsavory character, who incidentally has a large wad of chewing tobacco wedged in his cheek.
" Where is Sue Ellen?"
" I reckon she's out skoal-mining with her Pa at the creek."

Fart Milking 

When you massage your stomach because it hurts from trapped gas and you milk out a huge fart!
Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.
Fart Milking by JyahC February 9, 2019