Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it

I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.

I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

Meaty mixer

When you spit in someone’s asshole and then stick your penis in it raw

Bro! Derek meaty mixered me at that party last night! Now my ass hurts!

by Meatymixer June 19, 2022

misty flip

It is when one pleasures another to the point of projectile ejaculation then flips that person in the air. Whilst they spin through the air they mist their ejaculation completing a Misty Flip.

“Last night i gave my wife the misty flip. Things got wet and she got dizzy.”-

by The Gardener June 26, 2022

Mesterpiece

A mesterpiece is a masterpiece made by you, this word was made by Moriah Elizabeth in one of her YouTube videos.

"Johnny! Look, my mesterpiece is almost ready! "

by Bee-Nut Butter June 27, 2022

Mesterpiece

A mesterpiece is a masterpiece made by you, this word was made by Moriah Elizabeth in one of her YouTube videos.

"Johnny! Look, my mesterpiece is almost ready! "

by Bee-Nut Butter June 27, 2022

masty basty

jerking off in a public setting

Teacher: John, what are you doing?
John: sorry, i was tryna pull a masty basty

by Cherrywastaken August 29, 2022