The act of strangling the shit out of someone for being a douche bag, owing you money or fucking your best friend. AKA: The Mayweather Rent Collector.
Man, that bitch at the club thew a drink in my face so I had to give her the old philly neck message to calm her ass down.
by Mclive29 March 19, 2011
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6 men walked into the bathroom with buckets and mops to clean up the chutney messala
6 men walked into the bathroom with buckets and mops to clean up the chutney messala
by Muzi hunter October 3, 2018
Get the A Chutney Messala mug.When someone has been a Hot Mess the night before, and upon checking their sent items realises they were sending messages whilst under the influence, which they regret in the morning.
"How are you feeling?"
"A bit hungover. Gasp! Oh no! Looks like there was some hot message going on between me and Ben last night, my sent items is crammed with texts!"
"A bit hungover. Gasp! Oh no! Looks like there was some hot message going on between me and Ben last night, my sent items is crammed with texts!"
by HotMessenger September 25, 2009
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Get the Messias mug.A boys that usually has homosexual traits.
"haha look at that mesnard he is so queer"
The mesnard girls are usually very hot and reside near crockerton.
"haha look at that mesnard he is so queer"
The mesnard girls are usually very hot and reside near crockerton.
by TheElectricDefiner March 1, 2010
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Get the Messiah mug.The true religious figure of life. He protects us from the furries. He uses holy water to purge their souls and fire to purge their bodies.
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