merchase

The desperate need to make up a word that doesn't exist.

We told Greg he could not merchase during the game.

by Smokymtngirl January 29, 2021

marcy regina wu

in "Marcy's journal" Marcy Regina wu is revealed to be attracted to women.

persob 1: yo have you heard that in "Marcy's journal" Marcy Regina wu is revealed to be attracted to women?

person 2: yeah dude shes pretty gay lol

by GreenHeather September 22, 2022

vagina merchant

a woman who sells her vagina for crack

get off the streets you vagina merchant

by orange123 February 21, 2009

Game Merchant

When a game "developer" creates a game based solely on sales; without an original thought.

A Game Merchant's work is most commonly seen in a series of games. i.e. Call of Duty. The game play stays the same, or in some cases degrades, but just enough "new" is added to sell another round.

Effectively "cash cow" milking.

by TheCBK January 9, 2011

Pie Merchant

A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)

Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?

Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!

by JDogLikelyLad November 9, 2011

excuse merchant

when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .

Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"

Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.

"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

"The Queen of all excuse merchants "

by krazy836 March 14, 2012

troll mercenary

.....a troll mercenary is sumone who goes at a troll to defend a stance on an issue.....a paid troll ....

....wow...did yu see adam go at that troll.....adam is a real troll mercenary ......my mom supports his troll mission.....

by troll akbar May 13, 2016