Parpy McShitter

The art of female vaginal gas release (a parp) whilst defecating at the same time (shitter). To be a true parpy mcshitter, the women must do this act into a Mcdonalds Mcflurry icecream container. Then a straw or other eating device can be added and served to the customer.

I was up at Gregs house and he made his girlfriend do a Parpy Mcshitter. We then went to Mcdonalds and snuck it into the Mcflurry tray.... I believe a small child died.

by prof.reg.fritter November 8, 2011

McShits

A horrible, bug-invested fast food restaurant that serves Big Macs, Quarter Pounders w/ Cheese, and McNuggets. Run by retards.

I used to work at this one place. It had bugs, burgers, and retards there.
Oh, you mean McShits?

by K. Mason March 21, 2007

Swanky McSwankster

A nickname for soemone who is truly awesome, classy, fashionable, "off the hook" or dope. An excellent nickname for someone who can only be described as "swank." Also may be used as a mysterious pen name for such things as school newspapers or comic book art.

1.Ben: "Hey Jim, why do they call that girl Swanky McSwankster?"
Jim: "Well Ben, she is just too swank for anything else."

2.Ben: "That girl is so swank!"
Jim: "Yeah, she's a real Swanky McSwankster."

by Swanky McSwankster February 29, 2008

Whipped McSugarmomma

When your fat teacher married a sugar momma and drives a lexus

Whipped McSuguarmomma teaches history.

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

McSucks

A broken man whose lot in life has repeatedly given him the most menial tasks imaginable.

Hey McSucks! Get up to the top of that smokestack and change the damn lightbulb!

by Tim February 6, 2004

Safety McSafe

The safest breh in the universe. Also used as an expression of safeness.

as safe as Safety McSafe!

We're going to Reading? Safety McSafe!

by Safety McSafe May 28, 2007

Bitey McSnapperson

A dog who tries attacks every other one in sight.

"They should tie Bitey McSnapperson up to a pole or something."

by metsrule44 November 16, 2007