New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

Minge Mayo

Vaginal Excretion the day after fornication.

Bloody hell, the minge mayo from last night just ran down my leg!

by CGJR December 15, 2025

cookie Mayo

Cookie Mayo references lesbians, munch munch that cookie till you get the Mayo, you may think that's for everyone but no it's a gay term. Exclusively. #lesbian

Person 1 "I might ask Lindsey for her number, what are your thoughts?"

Person 2 "no. She's literally a cookie Mayo."

by Iinventedcookiemayo3000 December 18, 2025

Spicy Mayo

When you stick large items down your urethra until it bleeds and than cum mixing it together

John made spicy mayo im his girls mouth last night

by Kunt_Wida_K January 2, 2026

On Mayo

If one says “On Mayo” it means that individual has told a fib or a lie.

“I hit these insane darts shots”, “Oh boy he’s “On Mayo”

by PatoEr February 5, 2025

World's Strongest Mayo

A balding middle-aged single-celled caucasian amoeba that often touts how strong it is when, in actuality, it's a weak-jawed Temu Mr. Clean beta.

World's Strongest Mayo sucks eggs.

by Kenthicc February 23, 2025

The Mayo Joke

A joke all about mayo!

Dude *Joseph* literally has a mayo obsession.
Bro *Alex* CANT PUT DOWN THE MAYO!

The Mayo Joke is about Mayonnaise

by BookaTheQueen March 24, 2025